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Written for [livejournal.com profile] enchanted_jae

Title: A Muggle tradition
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Summary: Malfoys don’t have bunnies in their home especially not one with pink and blue coat.
Warnings: Fluff. *lol* I've never been so fluffy I think. *grin*
Word Count: 307
Author's Notes: Unbetaed. Jae wished for something goofy about a perplexed Draco. I hope you like it - Happy Easter, dear! :)



A Muggle tradition

„What the fuck are you doing with that thing in my flat, Potter?“ Draco asked disgusted as he held the ominous object in his hands. – “First this is our flat. Second it’s an Easter bunny, darling.” His boyfriend explained friendly.
“First I arranged everything here. Second a bunny? Why the hell do we need a plastic bunny in our apartment. Even if we’re gay it doesn’t mean we’re girly. I bet Granger gave you this one.” The Slytherin casted the muggle born witch an angry look.

“It’s Weasley to you since last May, Draco.” She smiled amused as she watched how a little embarrassed Harry tried to snatch the bunny from the hands of his irritated boyfriend. “Bunnies are a traditional symbol of Easter or spring in the muggle world.”
“And it was a present Malfoy. You could at least try to be thankful for once in a life time.” Ron added rolling his eyes. – “But Malfoys don’t have bunnies in their home especially not one with pink and blue coat. Who did chose this ugly thing anyway? Weasel, I think…” But Harry interrupted him pleading. “Your godson did, Draco
The Boy who lived finally managed to catch the bunny from his lovers hands.
“Well he’s only three years old I can still teach him what style means.” The blonde nodded determined and folded his arms. “But now explain me, my love, why do we need a stupid bunny in our hallway?” – “We… I thought…” Harry stammered not knowing what to say.

“It’s a symbol of fertileness as well…” Hermione started and Ron already covered his face with his hands.
“Oh Granger…” The witch coughed. “Well Weasley then, do you want to tell me I need a fucking bunny to shag Harry senseless? Believe me we’re fine without such a stupid plastic animal!” Harry blushed in a shade of deep red.

~fin~


Still 4 to write but it's the first thing I came up with and finished it in 20 minutes or so.
[livejournal.com profile] acidpop25's wish for Harry/Percy isn't going to be a drabble because I can't stop writing a fucked up Percy even if I never wrote him before. I already wrote 1500 words. *evil grin*

[Feeling| amused]

[Listening to| Something for Kate - Hallways]

Mood:: 'amused' amused
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