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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 03:11pm on 01/04/2011 under
Dear hipster,

I know you feel like a very special snowflake and super intellectual with your skinny jeans and big fake nerdy glasses. But honestly you look exactly like all your other pathetic hipster friends and for fuck's sake if you don't need glasses don't wear them.

No love Jules.
Mood:: 'cynical' cynical
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 11:28pm on 23/03/2011 under
Since the world shows us everyday what a bloody stupid horrible place it can be (Syria, Libya, Japan, etc) I post something that will make your day or at least the next 1:23min of your life more cheerful.

P.S. NO I usually do not watch random youtube videos of babies or animals or whatever the fuck people say you should watch. I am the last person to do this but hello this baby is freaking adorable. Do not argue with me on this one. haha

P.P.S. I find it endlessly fascinating how resilient toddlers are (because this kid brains himself three times while giggling) and how they learn to use minor scratches or bumps as a way to gain attention (because they only cry when someone is looking). You know what I mean?! Kids are awefully manipulative and brilliant. Human behaviour is fascinating. (Did I just turn a cute little video into somekind of sociological thing... *facepalm*
Mood:: 'chipper' chipper
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 09:01pm on 03/03/2011 under
What a beautiful poem.

Scheherazade by Richard Siken

Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake
and dress them in warm clothes again.
How it was late, and no one could sleep, the horses running
Until they forget that they are horses.
It’s not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere,
it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio,
how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance, and the
were bright red, and every time we kissed there was another apple to slice
into pieces.
Look at the light through the windowpane. That means it’s noon, that
we’re inconsolable.
Tell me how all this, and love too, will
ruin us.
These, our bodies, possessed by light.
Tell me we’ll never get used to it.
Mood:: 'chipper' chipper
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 04:32pm on 23/02/2011 under
OMG have you seen this?!
This little fellow is basically living next door. (And I haven't seen it yet. lol)
In Germany live the craziest fortune teller animals. First Paul, now Heidi. And they have these cute German names. lol
ABC actually wanted to fly in Heidi to the US but our zoo in Leipzig politely declined because HELLO?! it's still only a cute little opossum. So no flying around the world if you want to see it come to Leipzig (it's great the zoo has more animals and it's a city full of crazies if you look closely (me!)).

Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 05:25pm on 10/01/2011 under
I'm reading the newspaper article Requiém por el fumador (requiem for the smoker) written by the subdirector of ABC, Fernando Lafuente. It's a more than 1k long whine why the world is a bad bad place and why smokers a really sad and hated creatures for no reason.
I'm a smoker myself but I'm laughing my ass off here. This man is such a dramaqueen (and he can do it with so many words because he's the freaking subdirector) - it's pathetic strangely amusing.
Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 01:22pm on 23/12/2010 under
Quick English vocabulary question: the phrase "at the place of" is only used to localise something/to describe a location. y/y?! (Because my mind is confusing it with "in place of") Or can it be used metaphorically aswell?

(This is a silly question if you see it written down. My brain questions everything! Stupid thing.)
Mood:: 'geeky' geeky
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 03:25pm on 19/12/2010 under ,
Wouldn't that be the perfect Christmas film?

Mood:: 'nostalgic' nostalgic
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 05:17pm on 22/11/2010 under
I just heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time cos he was on the news. WTF?! This dude is lame and 10 years old.

I am old!!

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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 03:35pm on 31/10/2010 under ,
In the spirit of today's Reformation Day. Because today isn't Halloween everywhere.
In honour of Martin Luther who enraged the Pope by saying that religion is something positive, personal and spiritual. Nobody can tell you what you want to believe in.

If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets

What If God Was One Of Us by Joan Osborne
Mood:: 'hopeful' hopeful
Music:: What If God Was One Of Us by Joan Osborne
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posted by [personal profile] haltlos at 05:08pm on 08/09/2010 under
9/11/2010 International Burn a Koran day?!
Is it even possible to be that stupid? Please tell me why people think hatred and destruction will make this world a better place.
Mood:: 'cynical' cynical


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